Okay, so I lied a little. Xanga is just the teensiest tiniest bit cooler than I expected it to be. Sigh. I guess I'll be sticking around here for the longhaul...

It's time to inform you a bit more about myself, then, although I have an eerie feeling that "you" is basically going to be Francis (or possibly Ian), which means that "more" will mean "more" than I want to tell him  (you?). Ah, whatever, I'll do so anyway.

I am a fanfic authoress/rabid shipper that is probably twice as smart as you are (assuming that "you" isn't Francis, of course), three times as good at math (two if you're Francis, which you probably are), and six times as much in love with literature of any kind (I wouldn't know about Francis on that one). Once upon a time, I had an epic beauty of a fic going on in the miniscule FFTA fandom, but as you can tell by my avatar (Potterpuffs!), I have moved on to Harry Potter. Obviously, Draco/Ginny is my OTP, but I also subscribe to the OBHWF form of the sextet, most of the side-pairings in OBHWF (like Percy/Penelope), Charlie/Cho, James/Lily, Draco/Pansy, and Theodore/Pansy. Oh, yes, as well as Rolf/Hannah, Rolf/Astoria, and Astoria/Torture. Oh, yeah, and I almost forgot George/Audrey. Harry/Hermione, in my mind, is a sin equal to martial infidelity or assault & battery -- although sins don't technically exist, because there has never been a God to sin against and there never will be.

Hmmm, I don't think that was informational enough. Let's try this...

1) I am in band.
2) I am in drama.
3) I am in band and drama.
4) I am in neither.
5) I can play an instrument. (Assuming recorder counts)
6) I wear contacts/glasses.
7) I have braces.
8) I love anime.
9) I hate anime.
10) What the hell is anime?
11) I have a crush.
12) I have a boyfriend.
13) I have a girlfriend.
14) I am straight.
15) I am homosexual.
16) I am bisexual.
17) I am pansexual.
18) I haven't decided yet. (hah)
(note to you, whoever you may be, (read FRANCIS) that Pansexual indicates having sexual desires towards any thing that may (or may not) be alive... or something like that... Okay, I'll admit that I don't really know.)
19) I like pens.
20) I like pencils.
21) I have a best friend(s). (Well.... yes and no....)
22) I hate stupid people.
23) I hate when people lie. (Or at least, doing so would be hypocrisy, as I lie abundantly myself, although not on the 'net... much)
24) I love to Roleplay.
25) I have no clue what roleplaying is.
26) I'm getting bored.
27) I was already bored, that's why I started bolding this.
28) This survey is stupid.
29) My favorite animal is a doggie.
30) My favorite animal is a kitty. (well, this isn't STRICTLY true, but I'm definitely a cat person. I actually prefer Swans)
31) My favorite animal is a mythical creature.
32) I am a Democrat.
33) I am a Republican.
34) I don't care about politics.
35) I like MTV.
36) VH1 is better.
37) Pff, screw those, Fuse is the best. (Screw YOU, survey writer, MTV and its ilk oughtn't to pollute the airwaves. Hey, maybe without them, that jackass president of ours might stop this ridiculous "end broadcast TV" thing!)
38) I love Rock.
39) I love Rap. (Whoever invented that abdomination commited a slightly worse sin than the first H/Hr shipper, and you all know what I think of those)
40) I love R&B.
41) I love HipHop. (Well, Love is an exaggeration...)
42) I love Country.
43) I love Classical.
44) I don't like music/don't care.
45) I love school.
46) I hate school.
47) I don't care about school.
48) I like monkies.
49) I am a brunette.
50) I am a blonde.
51) I am a red head. (I totally *could* have been, and Francis? Black hair = brunette, dumbo

52) My hair is not a natural color.
53) I don't have hair.
54) I love guys with lip rings.( i am a straight person)
55) I love guys with long/shaggy hair.
56. I have/want a tattoo.
58) I am a virgin.
59) This survey is lame. (Ish. Only Ish.)
60) I am glad this survey is over.

Now it's your turn! Unless you're Francis, of course, in which your turn already took place...